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RAW HUMOUR! Loaded Mr. Hyena Hooks UCU Babes At Kampala Rugby Club, Bonks Them In Turns

Having been away for some days, on Friday I woke up very early and went to my shop in Nateete to balance books. One of my partners in crime told me how I missed good things sexy hot babes and he immediately aroused my sexual desires, and being loaded with dollars I got from Fatuma, a Dinka woman I bonked some days, I started recalling some of the happening places where I could go and have fun, Kampala Rugby Club was the first place to come to my mind.

I closed the shop at around 3pm after failing to get clients and stormed Kampala Rugby Club with high hopes of hooking up a corporate babe. I had all along asked myself why Kampala Rugby Club is flocked by many guys including those who can’t even count the scores of Rugby but on Friday, I got the answer. To my disappointment most babes looked to be students and to make matters worse, they were cocooned in groups of 3-4 babes. The place was so parked and there was no social distancing at all in that a weak person could hardly get a way out to buy drinks.

These young and hippy chics at first seemed not to be interested in sugar daddies as the concentrated on listening to music on their iPods. I tried all the tricks I always use to show that I was available but none seemed to mind. So, what I did was to move around trying to create rapport to whoever gave me the audience. And that’s when I seemed to click with some styled up babes who looked to be corporate. “Hi gals?” I forced an American accent. ‘Cool what’s up man? You want to give us some company, it can be great if we maximize our little time with ya man before curfew time kicks in.’ “That’s cool gals, let me first make a call, I am gonna give you a push all night gals,” I said while dolling out my fat wallet to buy drinks.

“This guy is a hunk; he looks to be loaded lest sweet talk him, “I overheard one babe say. They were three and on a note of 50k, she just gave me a balance of 20k “Just keep the dime, I rarely take balance from babes,” I bragged. To my surprise, they were gulping Smirnoff ice the way fish drinks water. It was already dark, so I tricked them to relocate to the extreme end of the playground so as to have privacy. One of the babes who looked excessively cute was already staggering. She was tall, dark and beautiful. When the DJ played Gloria Buggie’s Nyash, she started shaking her bum like she had no bones.

Her provocative strokes made my mega whopper nod in approval. One babe who claimed to be a mulokole was not drinking beer. She got bored and wanted to go back home. “Let me drop her and come back,” I tested them. “Oh no we shall miss you, just give her transport money,” Hope shouted. I removed my wallet and gave her 20k and of course my business card. She gave me a hug and her piercing boobs almost made me ‘come’. I superglued to Hope for the next few hours and of the three she looked to be waterlogged. We went together, ordered more drinks as her friend was waiting for us. On the way that is when she told me that they are campusers at UCU. “Are you going to Mukono or you stay around?” I quickly asked her. “We shall use a taxi,” she answered.

“Don’t mind I will drop you,” I told her as I played with the remote of Yasmine’s BMW. This gave her confidence to drink a lot of beers. She took more six bottles. On returning to the scene, her friend was already very tired. When I saw her leaning on the post, I realized that it was a sure deal. “This guy has a BMW and he has accepted to drop us, drink beer,” Hope told her. She grabbed me and planted a wet kiss on my lips and of course I responded. Hope became envious but I told her to remain cool.

It wasn’t long before we started talking about sex! They were very open-minded as we discussed having a threesome. I told them that we relocate to a guest house, and accepted except that they were too drunk to walk. “Okay let me drop you at your places of residence,” I suggested. I supported them to my car and they all sat behind. Trust me I first drove to a dark corner and surfed the already wet babes. If I had CDs, I would have chewed them from the car right away. I patiently drove to Mukono and went to Jobia Hotel where I caused havoc on these two babes.

I at first shafted Hope who was a little bit conscious. After giving her three rounds, her friend regained her senses and pierced herself on the already hard gologo. She was sweeter and more waterlogged than Hope contrary to what I thought. She really knew how to wiggle and sing those Luganda sexual ballads. In the middle of the game Hope regained her strength and joined the game. When I switched on my phone, I found a lot of missed calls and many text messages from Yasmine. I left the two babes exhausted in the hotel after clearing everything and rushed home. I gave them some dime and a wrong phone number. I told them to always get in touch with me anytime of the day they want my services.

Till then, I remain Yours Truly, The Mighty Hyena.

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