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HIV SURGE! Ugandan MPs to Get Mandatory Condom Use Lessons

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KAMPALA — In a rather unusual move, the Uganda AIDS Commission (UAC) has proposed to train Members of Parliament on how to use condoms — yes, practically — so they can better teach their voters how to protect themselves from HIV/AIDS. The proposal, made by Ruth Ssenyonyi, the UAC Board Chairperson, shocked some MPs but was warmly welcomed by others …

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TRAGIC END! Mystery Surrounds Death of Senior Cop CP Maate

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KYOTERA | Monday, October 20, 2025 — Shock and grief have hit the Uganda Police Force following the sudden death of Commissioner of Police (CP) Godfrey Maate, the Commander of Sango Bay Police Operations, who collapsed and died mysteriously while on duty in Kyotera District. Police has confirmed the heartbreaking news in a brief statement today, Monday morning. “We sadly …

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PEACE RETURNS TO RWAMPARA! LC5 Boss Owomugasho, Ex-Speaker Mwesigwa Bury the Hatchet 

PEACE RETURNS TO RWAMPARA LC5 Boss Owomugasho Ex Speaker Mwesigwa Bury

By Amos Tayebwa – Mbarara At last, the long-running political tension that has divided Rwampara District has cooled down after LC5 Chairman Richard Owomugasho and outgoing Speaker Jotham Mwesigwa publicly buried the hatchet. The reconciliation was witnessed during the official hand-over ceremony for Mwesigwa, who resigned his seat as District Speaker and Mwizi Sub-county Councillor to take up a new …

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SHOT-PUT! Pigmy Shafts Mr.Hyena Trans-Night

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Last Friday evening, I decided to go to an internet café in wandegeya because I know that this is a place where I could land on a campus babe that I would shaft throughout the weekend. As soon as I entered the café, I spotted a very cute babe who was busy surfing porn on her phone. I just smiled …

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WAKE UP THE FLOCK! Minister Babalanda Takes War on Poverty & Crime to the Pulpit, Tells Religious Leaders to Drive Mindset Change

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The Minister for the Presidency, Hon. Babirye Milly Babalanda, argues that religious leaders should fight poverty and criminality in the minds of their followers while preaching the word of God. Minister Babalanda, who is also the Director of SDA Busoga Women’s field, made her remarks Saturday, 18th October, during the closing ceremony of a 14-day retreat on mindset change that …

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MORTUARY MAFIA EXPOSED! Mbarara Hospital Staff Mint Millions by Forcing Grieving Families to Buy Back Loved Ones’ Bodies

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MBARARA, WESTERN UGANDA — Shocking revelations have rocked Mbarara Regional Referral Hospital after it emerged that mortuary attendants have been running a full-blown extortion racket — squeezing cash out of grieving families in exchange for releasing bodies of their loved ones. According to multiple whistleblowers within the hospital, the attendants charge between UGX 200,000 and 500,000 to “release” a body …

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BULLETS OF ACCOUNTABILITY! State House Comptroller Tells Skilling Hub SACCO Chiefs Told to Keep Hands Off Sevo’s Cash

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The State House Comptroller, Ms. Jane Barekye has cautioned the Presidential Industrial Skilling Hub SACCO leaders against misappropriating funds. “If you use these funds properly,President Yoweri Kaguta Museveni has promised to add more into your SACCOs,”she said. The State House Comptroller made the remarks yesterday while leading a training session on the proper management of funds for the SACCO leaders …

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Read Here-The Accident That Nearly Took Speaker Anita Among’s Life – Was It Planned?

Read Here The Accident That Nearly Took Speaker Anita Amongs Life

The Speaker of Parliament, Anita Among, on Saturday evening narrowly escaped an accident after a trailer nearly rammed into her official vehicle along the Kampala–Jinja highway. According to Chris Obore, the Director of Communications and Public Affairs at Parliament, the incident occurred at around 5:45 pm in Mukono District as the Speaker was returning to Kampala from Bugweri District. Among …

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Judiciary concludes Performance Review Meeting

Judiciary concludes Performance Review Meeting

KAMPALA– The Judiciary on Friday concluded its Mediation Performance Review Meeting at the Court of Appeal Building Conference Hall, bringing together judicial officers, accredited mediators, registrars, and magistrates from across the country. Former Deputy Chief Justice, Richard Buteera Closing the meeting on behalf of the Deputy Chief Justice, Justice Richard Buteera, Deputy Chief Justice Emeritus, commended participants for their active …

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