Tag Archives: HUMOUR

“When it comes to business trips (safaris), you are the most active creature on this planet,” my friend Juma who doubles as a Fuso driver, one time commented. He commented like that not because am a super sales man but because I am active in all fields ranging from monetary business, barter trade to women. Luck moves with me, there …

My home is fully packed these days since my 12-year old daughter and Yasmine’s relatives who all study at Mengo SS are in holidays. For the last few days, I have been going back home early to have supper with them and this has forced me to always leave very early in the morning for my ‘business’. However, this was …

Recently, I drilled out honey and milk from a Muhima-angel-like babe called Harriet. For quite some time, this babe had been on my case demanding for the goods but my heart was telling me not to shaft her. I didn’t want to shaft because she was in senior six and as you know candidates are always busy and the mum …

Having been away for some days, on Friday I woke up very early and went to my shop in Nateete to balance books. One of my partners in crime told me how I missed good things sexy hot babes and he immediately aroused my sexual desires, and being loaded with dollars I got from Fatuma, a Dinka woman I bonked …

Today let me share with you what happened in mid-2000s. On the hot Friday, as I was leaving my cosmetics shop in Kabalagala for Juma Prayers at Old Kampala mosque, a ‘Cindy’ look alike passed me. The moment I saw this babe, I felt something sharp spear through my heart and later through my shafting system. I somehow forgot that …

There are some babes who still think that their Kandahar’s are of such value that they will not let anybody disorganize them. Early this year as I was travelling to Juba to deliver cosmetics to Obetch, my South Sudanese client, I sat next to a Muzungu babe. From Kampala to Nimule, she did not say a word to me. Her …

You know very well that I have a beautiful daughter thanks to the taxi driver’s wife I humped 12 years ago when I lived in Kibuye. If you know that, then you know it that she married another man with whom she had two boys adding them to my beautiful daughter plus the boy she had with the taxi driver. …