Tag Archives: Hyena

My home is fully packed these days since my 12-year old daughter and Yasmine’s relatives who all study at Mengo SS are in holidays. For the last few days, I have been going back home early to have supper with them and this has forced me to always leave very early in the morning for my ‘business’. However, this was …

Recently, I drilled out honey and milk from a Muhima-angel-like babe called Harriet. For quite some time, this babe had been on my case demanding for the goods but my heart was telling me not to shaft her. I didn’t want to shaft because she was in senior six and as you know candidates are always busy and the mum …

Having been away for some days, on Friday I woke up very early and went to my shop in Nateete to balance books. One of my partners in crime told me how I missed good things sexy hot babes and he immediately aroused my sexual desires, and being loaded with dollars I got from Fatuma, a Dinka woman I bonked …

There are some babes who still think that their Kandahar’s are of such value that they will not let anybody disorganize them. Early this year as I was travelling to Juba to deliver cosmetics to Obetch, my South Sudanese client, I sat next to a Muzungu babe. From Kampala to Nimule, she did not say a word to me. Her …

Just like liars should have a very good memory, I have come to realize that guys who cheat like Yours Truly must be extra careful to keep their wives away from the truth. From today onwards, I have to double check my pockets, phones and clothes just in case Yasmine has bought one of those tracking devices from that guy …

This may come as a shock to some of you but in Bangladesh and even India its women who pay bride price, unlike Uganda where it is the other way round. When Al-Jazeera aired this information, Yasmine protested vehemently, saying that she wouldn’t pay a single coin for me. All the women in the house, my nieces and even my …