Tag Archives: Mr.Hyena

Last Friday evening, I decided to go to an internet café in wandegeya because I know that this is a place where I could land on a campus babe that I would shaft throughout the weekend. As soon as I entered the café, I spotted a very cute babe who was busy surfing porn on her phone. I just smiled …

When bullets flew left, right and center, I knew it was my end. I didn’t have to go to Iraq or Kabul nor did I meet that horror in Garamba neither was I in Busia, it all found me at Top Bar. Guys, I knew I was dead; leaving my beautiful Yasmine, the twins and my first daughter Hawa but …

On Tuesday, about seven armed robbers raided my precious home and took off with all the money that I had at the moment. It seems one of my shaft mates tipped them that I am the richest cosmetics dealer in Uganda. “Where is the dime?” one of the armed robbers asked me. I immediately moved to the bedroom and pulled …